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Theresa, queer, obsessive, university student. Don't like something? I tag things a lot, and you can always blacklist them. Also, let me know if there's something I'm not tagging that you don't want to see.

hhiley:

Because dad Ezra is the best

hhiley:

Because dad Ezra is the best

  ezra koenig


uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book




jean-luc-gohard:

so apparently icloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. i’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.



Little Mix for TATI FRANCE
Little Mix for TATI FRANCE
  this is HELLA photoshopped   but   little mix

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

  kristen stewart

soilwitch:

willgrahammys:

So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World travel guide published in the past ten years. This is my personal favorite - it tells you how to steal from the parks and where you can have public sex at the parks without getting caught and where you can buy drugs and other really depraved things you can do at Disney basically it’s the least moral piece of literature I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

get it

soilwitch:

willgrahammys:

So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World travel guide published in the past ten years. This is my personal favorite - it tells you how to steal from the parks and where you can have public sex at the parks without getting caught and where you can buy drugs and other really depraved things you can do at Disney basically it’s the least moral piece of literature I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

get it


littlebitofharry:

*in the car with my friend who hates one direction and little black dress starts playing*

friend: “hey this is pretty good, who is this?”

me:

image

  one direction

queerhawkeye:

you know what we need? we need queer romcoms. we don’t need any more sad lifetime movies about queers who end up dead or heartbroken. we don’t need any more real life stories. we need queer romcoms.

  • ladies falling in love after they stumble against each other on the subway.
  • guys who work for opposite companies and bicker at the meetings until one of them kisses the other.
  • a trans lady bartender who always ends up having deep philosophical chats with a drunk girl who gets dumped every week by a different person.
  • an asexual journalist falling in love with the football player xie interviews every week after the matches, and having cute make outs and a lot of awkwardness around the ace thing with the fight and the ridiculous gesture of love and the make up.
  • happy fluffy endings after a lot of dumb cute shit happening.
  • queer rom coms !!!

kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING 

  language

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

  sci fi

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders